Turkey

The Turkey is one of the few items in Office Jerk to make the jerk scream if it is thrown at his face. Though, if you do hit him in the face with the turkey, the spitting on the computer screen will take effect, just like if you threw the stapler. This time, though, you can throw it at the back of his head, and it will cover his face. The jerk pulls the drumsticks, rips it in half, and says, "Ohh... I... Hate... TURKEY!!!"